After shuffling through my old cassettes, I came across my old high school talent show performance.. Watching it over again brought some tears to my eyes for three reasons: 1) because the video reminded me of the good old days in High School where I could act like a schmuck and still have the respect of my fellow classmates 2) because of the ::cricket:: noises after some painfully unfunny and awkward moments (1:15 and 3:06 in particular), and 3) because Ed stole some of the charitable money that should have been mine. I have you on camera red handed Ed!

LYRICS:

Mamaaa! Why did you have to go and leave me buh bymyself? Buh bymyself?

Mamaaa! Why did you have to go and leave me all alone? All alone?

Pappaaa! Why did you have to go and kill my Mama mama?

Pappaaa! Why did you have to go and kill my Mama mama?

PAPA! PAPA! Why'd you kill mama?

PAPA! PAPA! Why'd you kill mama with the:

KNIFE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE!

Mama mama mama I reallyah missa you!

Mama! Mama! Iah missa you!

Mama! Mama! Iah missa you!

I missa you I missa you I missa you I missa you!

Mama mama mama I reallyah missa you!


P.S. No, my mother is not actually dead. In fact, you can hear her giggle throughout the course of the video if you listen carefully. However, most of the audience did not know this, which begs the question: why the hell were they laughing when I said that I don't have a mother anymore on the first formal question???

Oh, and I cut out the last part of the results section because everyone knows I won... ;)

Or did I...